The best analogy for explaining casual dating is, “You either love it or hate it, and I’m casual dating.”
But I’m not here to talk about my favorite things because most of you already know. I know that I love anal sex, but I also know that not all of you like casual dating.
So, if you like to plug into an output channel now and then, this article is not for you. But for those of you who have always wanted to shove your penis into something like a hard rubber band with an IV tube opening, you’ve come to the right place.
You’re probably thinking about the casual dating stories your high school taught you in the middle of the schoolyard. However, other things and aspects can prevent casual dating forever.
Preparation can be so torture
When I lost anal sex for the first time, I was told to “make sure I’m clean.” I wanted to get in that hole for the first time and thought about it. “How on earth can I make sure I’m clean in there? Should I use a douche or a toothbrush or something?”
I hadn’t thought much about the last sentence, but it raises suspicions. So you need to calculate how much lube you’ll need for a night apart from how much your wife, girlfriend, or escort will need to clean her ass.
Do you need lube or those little sachets that bartenders hand out for free at gay bars? But some people say that even with lube, it feels terrible inside… I’m not a weirdo enough to stand out in a crowd so I won’t lie.
It hurt when I first touched the shaft, but after a minute or two, it started to feel good. I was in a comfortable position, too. I remember lying on top of him with my back against his chest and him whispering in my ear:
Is this your first time dating? Can I take your anal virginity?
I was a little embarrassed, and the guy was too. But he was hot and told some funny jokes that were perfect for a post-sex conversation the first time, so it was all good.
