Let’s be honestâhow many times have you been watching the news, only to find yourself distracted by the female anchor’s cleavage instead of paying attention to what she’s saying? It’s hard to ignore, right?
Some of these anchors wear tops with deep necklines that really highlight their curves. It’s hard to focus on the news when you’re drawn to that.
And with all the negative news these days, it’s easy to get overwhelmed. Sometimes, you want to escape it all. Wouldn’t it be great if the anchor took off her top to help take the edge off?
But let’s face itâAmerica is full of conservative views. It’s unlikely to happen, no matter how much we’d like it.
Naked News: A Game-Changer
Thank goodness for Canada! In 1999, Fernando Pereira and Kirby Stasyna launched Naked News, a website that gives viewers exactly what they wantânaked news anchors. It’s a simple yet brilliant idea, and honestly, it’s surprising it took this long to come up with.
Naked News quickly gained popularity, and while other sites like France’s Comedie+ and Norway’s Radio Tango followed suit, nothing compares to NakedNews‘ quality.
The site offers tons of segments, airing new episodes six days a week. Popular shows include Anchor Auditions, Naked at the Movies, Sports, Food, Sex & Relationships, and Boob of the Week. Plus, there are quirky segments like Naked Yogi and Riding in a Car Naked. Simple ideas, but they work.
Site Design: Easy to Navigate
The Naked News site is as well-designed as the idea itself. When you log in, you’re greeted by a clear menu bar, and right below that, you’ll find a giant media player that plays the day’s episode. Each segment lasts about five minutes, and below the player, you can scroll through a list of thumbnails to easily access each part of the show.
There’s a lot to explore: Today’s Show, What You Missed, the blog, anchors, and archives. You can also buy merch like shirts and mugs in the online store.
The blog is updated nearly every day with extra stories, contests, and behind-the-scenes content. With new shows six days a week, you’ll never run out of fresh content.
What You Missed: Never Fall Behind
The ‘What You Missed’ section is an excellent way to stay up to date on everything posted since your last visit. It’s a helpful tool to ensure you never miss any content, and I wish more sites would adopt this.
Get to Know the Anchors
If you have a favourite anchor, you can check out her profile. Each page features a sexy photo, her bio, and a list of all the segments she’s been in. The site treats its models with respect, highlighting their personalities, interests, and physical appeal.
More Fap, Please
While Naked News is an excellent concept, it’s not exactly a traditional porn site. It’s more of a sexy news show, and though the anchors are stunning, there’s no hardcore content. I’d love to see more adult segments or at least a little softcore content.
It would be great if each show ended with a sexy scene to spice things up. I find it surprising that Naked News doesn’t feature any porn content at all, even though the site is technically considered a porn site.
Final Thoughts: A Fun Site with Room for Improvement
Naked News is unique, and the concept is brilliant. The anchors are beautiful, the segments are entertaining, and the site is easy to navigate. However, the news is a bit light, and the lack of hardcore content leaves something to be desired. It’s not a traditional porn site, but it’s a fun, innovative way to enjoy the news more seductively.
